Monday, August 30, 2010

A Wreck of a Male

In this episode we visit New York, NY and Boston, MA, we find creeper hubbies, bratty young ladies, a debate about the nature of milk, a deck made of small alots, and we add another item to Zoey's "just don't" list.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

The Willing Breasts

The most recent development in our ongoing coverage of the Romantic Writing outbreak in Tallahassee.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

I Mean, DAMN!

In which Tycho travels to our Nation's Capital, and Zoey head to a Windy City, and along the way, they discuss: morning activities, and what various co-workers might think of them, the benefits of splitting rent, pants thieves, sex before meeting, Evony, a Romantic Writing acolyte, and gender roles, both in and out of the house. Also, Tycho flirts with copyright infringement again, then learns about Volume control, then does a REALLY bad impression of a scene from The Big Lebowski, while Zoey talks Writing 101 and how not to write an ad that someone would respond to. We try DESPERATELY to end on a good one, but eventually just call it a day and skid, in flames, to the end.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

The Laughing Pee

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you a up to the minute(ish) coverage from Tallahassee, FL, where the Romantic Writer has struck again.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

White Male On Sale

In this episode we travel to Las Vegas, NV and Topeka, KS. We found 1337 gamers, vowel economists, creepily helpful siblings, possibly the worst dating questionnaire ever, a very desperate fairy tale, a surprising uptick in the number of host rants, and Zoey harasses Tycho about his lack of blogging, when she's JUST AS GUILTY ABOUT NOT POSTING ANYTHING THERE HERSELF. Also, we issue two listener challenges; feel free to respond by email or comments on the blog!

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Tycho's Craigslist Ad of The Week

I'm not even going to include any commentary for this. If you know the podcast, you know everything I'd say anyway, plus, I'm not feeling phenomenal, and I don't feel like thinking up funny stuff today.
im in a relationship been in one for a year n a half now. my girl is 24 im 28...ive cheated on her before cuz i wasnt happy n i told her n we moved on. I love my girl shes smart sexy n all that. But im realizing that i love thick girl is slim. also my girl hardly ever does her hair, i have to beg her to do her hair. She doesnt like to wear heels or dress up either..she jus plain jane..well i work at the mall. So thats not a good look for her because im always seeing beautiful women at work..sumtimes they seem interested in me but i can never get to know them because im in a relationship. I love thick women i like hair (straight) i love heels n nails u know a ladylike lady. our sex is okay but mostly when i put on a porno. Im a FREAK shes a lil more idk ladies i jus wanna make sure im in the right place. we have acoomplished sum nice things 2gether i mean we have a nice home. i jus want her to put forth more effort into her appearance n spice up the bedroom. But if u think u can be this lady write me n let me know. im not in a rush to leave my girl cuz i do love her but if i do leave her i need to make sure ur worth it. send me a pic or u can jus give me sum advice..i love older women..i know what i name is dwayne email me dwaynelevy at y mail


Sunday, August 8, 2010

Led Down the Turnstile

In part two of our special report, in which Zoey is overamplified in the mix and technical issues plague the record, our brave explorers continue their plunge into the depths of Romantic Writing, learn new words, and flirt with copyright infringement. Tycho invokes Abdul Alhazred, the Tootsie Pop Owl and Jim Jones, a tangent about body part class elitism ensues, pollution is briefly touched upon, Zoey steps up for New Jersey (sort of), then follows it up with a rant (that's right- from Zoey!), then, starting at the 32:20 mark, Tycho tells two long winded stories about his personal life that no one AT ALL will care about. Feel free to stop listening at that point.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Castle of Nudity

In this episode, the first of a two part special report from Tallahassee, FL, our brave explorers plumb the depths of Romantic Writing and discover, amongst other things, bloody bathing and grammatical impossibilities. Tycho makes an inflammatory comment about The Most Beautiful Woman Who Ever Lived, battles erupt in front of an oddly specific fortress, and one of our heroes tells the story of almost getting an eye poked out. Poit poit... POIT.